Top 10 things that piss me off

In no particular order:
1. having to wait until December 18 to get Mary J. Blige's new cd
2. child abusers that get away with it because they're lawyers
3. pulmonary embolisms
4. people who tell me what is missing from my case notes and that it's "concerning", without asking me if i've finished typing them (i wasn't)
5. collection agencies
6. being broke
7. car tax
8. impossible deadlines
9. interviewing for new jobs and not getting called back
10. stupid parents who allege sexual abuse on the other parent because of custody battles

Bi-curious?

I was recently on the phone with a good friend, when somehow the subject came up that she had "made out" with another woman. WHAT??? I mean, granted, I knew about her previous experience with a couple, but one-on-one action?? Are you kidding me?? And how is it that I was never told before? "I thought I told you - I mean I could've sworn I told you." Yeah, whatever. You did it on purpose. She says she still likes boys though, and that's okay. I wish I were more disappointed. It intrigues me - thinking about her being with a woman, but at the same time, I just can't imagine it. And it doesn't have any impact on me because I'm married. Not that it really matters, because I'm pretty sure that despite all my joking around, I really don't like her like that, if you know what I mean. Yes, I compare all my significant others to her, but only because she's such an amazing person. I don't compare people to her physically or sexually, just personality stuff. And I know if she's reading this she's probably saying "Well I know why she doesn't compare physical stuff..." but that's not it at all. I have never compared physical features. I mean look at M. (almost looking anorexic) and then K. Big difference. But I digress. I couldn't possibly have a sexual relationship with her - it would just be too weird.
And it would be even worse if it ended - I'm not about to jeopardize our friendship just for some amazing sex.

Although it might be worth it.....

Just kidding....

I think.....

Anyhoo - so she had this "encounter" - and I say "good for you." It's good to expand your horizons and experience something new. Even if you don't go all the way. Think of it as a resume builder. You do something you don't really have any interest in doing full-time, it's just something so people can say "wow - you're really well-rounded!"

And then again - maybe you just didn't make out with the right woman....