There are 6 women in my unit at work. 4 of whom are married and have children, 1 is married and pregnant, and then me. The following is the lunchtime conversation.
Jennifer (pregnant woman): (turning to Rachel and Michele) I have a question for the two of you.
Me: What am I, chopped liver?
Jennifer: Well, you won’t have the answer.
Me: Whatever.
Jennifer: I’ve become to pregnant and fat to have sex comfortably, do you two have any suggestions on positions?
Rachel: On all fours.
Michele: (nods head)
Rachel: Or what about you on top?
Jennifer: I’m getting too big and can’t move that well that way.
Me: you could lay sideways in the bed – but if he’s too short, his head will be in the middle of your back which may be uncomfortable for him. Or you could lean over onto the bed and have him behind you. Or depending on the height of things in your home – you could sit on something – like a desk or counter and he could be in front of you. If it’s wide enough, you could even lay back some if your belly still sticks out too far.
Jennifer: Or I could get a swing.
Me: Yeah, they sell those at Pamela’s in Harrisonburg. I think they’re actually pretty reasonable.
At this point, Michele and Rachel are looking at me, mouths open wide. And I tell Jennifer “you should’ve just asked me to begin with.”
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4 comments:
SO FUNNY. Who knew you were such an expert? Love it.
Amazing. And, um, what do you mean by reasonable? Like $100? $50?
i think closer to $100. and you would've known i was such an expert had you ever taken me up on my numerous propositions...
I LOVE this story. I'm a friend of Mandy's. Yay. Well done.
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